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Posted on October 13, 2005 at 10:15 PM - 1 Comments - Link

Hi People,

 

Good to see a lot of new members. These days I am travelling extensively, so couldn't write, but will write regularly from November. For all residing  in Assam, how's puja this time. I realy miss it.

A rare pice of junk

Posted on September 22, 2005 at 8:19 PM - 0 Comments - Link

Does it ever happen to you that you have a long conversation that absolutely have no sense? Well we indulge in such activity quite often Check this out, quite stupid, but original and funny.

 

It all started with a forwarded mail from one of our friend.

 

The original message:

 

Hi all

Tonight by 12.30 am cosmo rays from Mars enter into our atmosphere. You are requested to SWITCH OFF your mobile during that time .This is a request by NASA through BBC . Pls Forward it to all

 

The first response:

According to the latest from NASA you don’t have to switch off the mobile. The harmful xeon-trion cosmo rays would be converted into harmless nitrous oxide by NASA bio-hubble space ray converter installed secretly on top of Mt Everest. Since this may cause involuntary spasms and laughing gas syndrome, you are requested to put a tape on your mouth and wear a gas mask during that time. Please re-forward this latest communication from NASA otherwise people might die laughing.

 

The second response (its mine)

Good news, I have managed to find out a solution using which you don't even have to wear gas masks. Actually the solution is conceived by a local scientist Dr. Murli-burli-radha-raghuvaran-srikant-muunaswami-ganapati-ragav-rao(actually this is his nickname, his actual name is too long to remember.)

According to him since xion trion rays have affinity towards nitrogen and will be already converted in to nitrous oxide by NASA, we can further pacify them by exposing to Nitro sulfuric di-carbohydrets.

This can be explained with this formula:

CxH2y =(burned in O2)=> x CO2 + y H2O

  12 g C   1 mol C
3.14 g CO2 -------- --------- = 0.0714 mol C
           44 g CO2   12 g C

            2 g H    1 mol H
1.29 g H2O -------- --------- = 0.143 mol H
           18 g H2O   1 g H

According to Dr. Murli-burli-radha-raghuvaran-srikant-muunaswami-ganapati-ragav-rao, Onion and Ginger are rich sources of Nitro sulfuric di-carbohydrets. So, you make a paste of Onion and Ginger and have it before going to sleep to survive the period. According to the Doc, 100 gms of paste should be enough to for an adult to survive the attack.

 

Third response from another gyani of our group.

 

I just consulted about this situation with one of my Tell Dell experts.. he puked after going thru the formula..its a junk as per him..the right one is as follws--

 

Ionization Energy and its relationship with osmo rays from Mars entering into our atmosphere. ---

 

Consider the following experiment: Starting with hydrogen and proceeding through the periodic table, measure how much energy ot takes to pull an electron away from each atom. The resulting atom will be a cation and the energy it takes to pull the electron away is called the ionization energy.

 M ----> M+ + e-

I.E. 

If we plot these ionization energies versus atomic number the resulting graph below emerges.

 

Clearly, the most striking feature of this graph is that there is an inherent periodicity. How can this periodicity be explained? If we examine the electronic configurations of these elements we find that all elements with the lowest ionization energies -the alkali metals - have similar electronic configurations - [NG]ns2. Similarly, all the elements with the largest ionization energies - the noble gases- have filled s and p electronic configurations - [NG](nd10)ns2np6. The elements inbetween these two extremes also have similar electronic configurations.

Therefore, the periodicity of the data in the graph is a direct result of the underlying periodicity in the electronic configuration of the elements.

 

The fourth response:

 

Hi All,

It goes to show how Y is overworking himself to death there at Dell. Clearly you have Dellt with situation by CCPing from the net.You don’t need to download junk from google and prove to us that you are a superior periodicologist than us. In ze name of ze univezity I grazuated from in zermany I can prove to you zat zis graph is all wrong. The original formula by Dr Murli is right except for the 2 zeta ions he forgot to add to mol H.

I suggest we all meet at the Dunkirk Convention of Neo Oxy-Teutonic Periodic Table and thrash this thing out. Meanwhile should I suggest that Dr. Zibbu (aka Lallulal) from Ze Univerzity of Zumerland in Zandinovia, please convey to the rest of the World that the immediate threat to them has receded and they can remove their gas masks and breathe the pure pollution ridden air of Pune.

 

Again my response:

 

I bow down before Dr. Y’s knowledge on osmo rays (we ordinary people call it as cosmo or cosmic rays). Look at the thought process, how beautifully he converted a biological phenomenon to an atomic one. Look at the abstraction, look at the chaos. I simply have no words to appreciate it.

 

One thing for sure, we are all wasting our time in corporate. We should quite our jobs immediately and start serving mankind right away. The world just can't afford to waste talents like us in stupid corporate job.

 

Since M Sir is the official gyani of IMDR, I entrust him with the resposibility of making a proposal showcasing our talent and what we can do for the mankind and convey it to Dr. APJ.

 

Waiting for you responses

 

The conclusive reply from M....

 

Request accepted. I will immediately set on this humble task assigned to me.

 

Breath taking junk ...isn't it!!

 

Hi All

Posted on September 22, 2005 at 7:35 PM - 2 Comments - Link

Hey People,

Hope you all had a great day. Today I had two client meetings. Looked good, hope it clicks, at least I'll earn some more money.

 

Bangalore pubs are full as usual. Every corner there is a pub. But my favorite one is 'Legend of Rock'. It's a nice place. But the best thing about it is that it has different floors with different type of music to suite your mood. It, even has a floor without any music with comfy chairs, where you can just sit and talk with friends.

 

Manjit, I am sure we'll have a good time. What are the areas of your interest?

 

Samrat, I didn't understand what's SSG.    

 

Hey admin, can you add a button using which we can go back from any page to the home page. It'll make navigation a little easier.

 

That’s all for now.

 

Take Care 

 

 

Hi All

Posted on September 21, 2005 at 10:09 PM - 3 Comments - Link

Hi All,

 

This is my first posting.

 

It’s kind of habit of mine to spend some time in the evening just traveling in the cyberspace, entering chat rooms, reading views of people, in other words just wondering around. Yesterday I came across this blog. It’s   nice to see a small community of people related to Assam sharing their views. I think we are doing very well worldwide. Most of the time it happens that I meet a client and the client is like ‘Oh Baruah’(by the way my surname is Baruah) you are from Assam. I have a good friend who is so and so in the X organization.’ It feels realy good.

 

OK, something about myself. I have done my MBA in Human Resources. I work in the field of E-learning and Knowledge Management (KM). It’s a relatively young industry but quite interesting. You get to know a lot of creative people. Currently I am in Bangalore interacting with various clients.

 

That’s all for the day. Again my best wishes to all the people associated with Bihu.in. Thanks for providing such a wonderful platform.

 

Byeeeeeee